There are many world wonders that I will never understand. One of them happens to be a pair of boots called UGGs. These boots have swept across college campuses--and not to mention, the world--faster than the plague. Girls of all ages love wearing them. But, guys of all ages hate looking at them. Man's hatred for UGGs runs as deep as his hatred for losing the remote control to his T.V., nicking himself while shaving, and listening to Oprah Winfrey talk.Personally, I would rather a girl wear a fanny-pack than wear UGGs; UGGs are much less attractive than, yes, fanny-packs. And now for a tid bit of information that you did not know: UGG is actually an abbreviation for Ugly--the second G is there to show just how ugly these boots are. This is proved by an equation that an expert sent to me: (U) GxG= Super Ugly.
Also, how do girls think that wearing brownish tan boots with black leggings is a good idea? It's absolutely disgusting. And, yes, sorority girl, you look disgusting in black tights and brown UGGs. By the way, Buzz Lightyear called, he wants his boots back.
