Monday, March 5, 2012

A License to be a Tool


Vanity license plates have been around for a while, and they are becoming more and more popular. I mean, why wouldn't you want to pay a shload of money to define yourself to other drivers in the seven characters on the back or front of your car? Vanity license plates are just like having a Myspace these days; you think you're cool for having one, but, in reality, you are just a tool.

I was walking to my car in a parking garage the other day and noticed a car tag that said "BAD 81." I immediately thought that the driver was a geriatric with a bad attitude. He is just trying to warn the other drivers about how bad he is and that he will rough them up with the sharpened sticks that are on his walker. So if you are thinking of purchasing a vanity license plate, don't be "that guy," or, better yet, don't get one at all. No one likes a tool, except maybe a carpenter or a mechanic.

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