How to Tell When Your Relationship is Turning into a Relationshit

Some people think that it is endearing and "cute" for a couple to sit on the same side of a booth or table at a restaurant. They look at them and immediately think "Awwww, they just want to be closer to their significant other." However, this is a clear sign of a relationshit.

This is what really happens in boothsharing. Person A asks person B if he can sit on the same side of the booth as person B. Person B thinks, "Awww, they just want to be close to me because they love me blah blah blah blah." WRONG. Not only is he tired of having to nod his head and act interested when listening to her stories, Person A is sick and tired of looking at Person B's face to the point that he will surely projectile vomit his food all over the floor, creating a putrid slip N' slide of grossity, if he has to eat while looking at her.

So remember, next time your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to share a booth with you, you have began the transition from relationship to relationshit.