To begin, I must admit that cliches, generally, are annoying. I can't stand when someone uses one of these stock phrases to take up time and their breath. The following is a rant about one such cliche. I was at work the other day with two pregnant girls on the shift with me. A customer came through the line, noticing the protruding bellies of my two co-workers, and made the remark "There must be something in the water, huh?" I gave him a forced and fake laugh, and he left. But, then I really thought about exactly what he had said. 
What could possibly be in the water that is making women pregnant here? Seeing that there is only one thing that makes women pregnant, I wondered if he knew that his cliche use suggested that semen was in the water at Subway. Really dude. You think there is semen in the water at Subway?Which makes me now remember that my coworkers were walking on there hands a few months ago, holding a cup with one of their feet, and pouring our water in their vagina. So, Mr. Subway Customer, you are right in thinking that there is something in the water.
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